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That being said, we’re supporting our friend in his journey to grow a stache for prostate cancer. You can support him too. You see he’s growing a horizontal brazilian on his upper lip. Unlike some brazilians, this one isn’t helping his sex life.
But we like the lip fuzz. We want it around for some time. Whether you think Ray looks like the guy from Breaking Bad, or a a guy named Jean-Guy who belongs behind a poutine counter in Abiti-Témiscamingue, we want to up the ante. The buy in is an initial donation of $10 or more. Then you pledge a per-day amount for every day after November 30th that Ray goes without sex continues to sport the stache.
I’ve personally pledged $2.50 a day, with a $25 bonus if he makes it to New Year’s day.
And, much like that week when Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett passed away only to have Billy Mays say one last time “but wait, there’s more!”… well there’s more. We’re suggesting Ray prostitute himself for prostates. For example, I’ve pledged another $25 if Ray takes a shirtless photo of himself eating a may west, drinking a pepsi, while smoking.
Photos/video and the prices they fetched will be posted here.
So get to it. Even if Movember is half over, Ray’s journey has only just begun!
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